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Got a new girl friend!

Posted by brmalone Jun. 14, 2009 @ 3:13 PM EDT

I got this new girl friend named Jess and she is f***ing GORGEZ

about her
* she is a model!(hence the adress on the pic)
* she is a natural blonde.
* she is gorjez
* those are her real lips(and dont say their not)
* and she has 2 Ds(if you know what I mean)

Heres a pic she is beautiful dot you think.

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63 Comments

Jun. 14, 2009 | 3:14 PM Headshot777 says:

She's really a man.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:26 PM brmalone responds:

you wish

Jun. 14, 2009 | 3:15 PM Lagamuffin says:

You're a fucking moron.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:26 PM brmalone responds:

your maa dident think so

Jun. 14, 2009 | 3:28 PM MARIOMASTER123123123 says:

Lol.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:27 PM brmalone responds:

:,L

Jun. 14, 2009 | 3:38 PM GuestAccount01 says:

shit

that aint ur girl bro LOL

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:27 PM brmalone responds:

prove it

Jun. 14, 2009 | 3:47 PM Life-Stream says:

Then you woke up :P

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:28 PM brmalone responds:

GASP!

Jun. 14, 2009 | 4:23 PM Lock3 says:

Aint' that gorgeous...Russians look better

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:28 PM brmalone responds:

?................................
...............

Jun. 14, 2009 | 4:52 PM Eternal-Bloodblade says:

Quote "She's really a man" -Headshot777

..oh priceless.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:28 PM brmalone responds:

meh

Jun. 14, 2009 | 5:33 PM Papo says:

He has Aids.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:28 PM brmalone responds:

you meen your ma

Jun. 14, 2009 | 7:14 PM Makeshift says:

Jess is a guy's name, faggot

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:29 PM brmalone responds:

so your maa is a guy then

Jun. 14, 2009 | 11:20 PM Eternal-Bloodblade says:

Jess/Jessie/Jessica are all the same name, and its a girl name. Jesse is a guys name. Just to point that out to the person above.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:29 PM brmalone responds:

thank you

Jun. 15, 2009 | 8:51 AM simple-but-sandy says:

I can use google image search me.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:30 PM brmalone responds:

have fun

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:15 PM EyelessArchfiend says:

"Gorgez" is not a word.

"Gorjez" is not a word.

You are a lying piece of shit who takes great pride in being a 13-year-old level 11.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:31 PM brmalone responds:

tha amount of losers on NG

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:34 PM Chymeraxe says:

"tha amount of losers on NG"

I find that ironic on levels previously thought unimaginable.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:51 PM brmalone responds:

.................................
.................................
.................................
.................................
.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:41 PM The-Condor says:

LOL @ you not being able to spell "mom" you just keep saying maa because i already fucked yours

Jun. 18, 2009 | 4:52 PM brmalone responds:

no because I'am irish

Jun. 18, 2009 | 5:11 PM phrozonfire says:

I can tell by your grammar that you are about 13-16 thus proving she is definitely NOT your girlfriend.

Jun. 20, 2009 | 4:29 PM brmalone responds:

BA BA BOM..............................
.......

Jun. 19, 2009 | 2:01 PM darthduba says:

I believe you are just out for the reponses :p

Btw why would you name the picture ( Lips_8 ) Because you got it straight from the internet :)

All you are doing it looking for members for the pornsite you linked in your profile.

Jun. 20, 2009 | 4:29 PM brmalone responds:

I like comments

Jun. 22, 2009 | 1:59 PM JSSKFF says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shut the fuck up, retard

Jun. 24, 2009 | 2:28 PM brmalone responds:

make me

Jun. 24, 2009 | 10:26 PM Blast-to-the-past says:

Are there any shots of her chestal region?

Jun. 25, 2009 | 2:36 PM brmalone responds:

ha ha I wish <@:)

Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:52 PM Bryan says:

Holy crap she's super hot =O

Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:42 PM brmalone responds:

thanks for telling me what I already know

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:04 PM PhyroDragon says:

She should be studying man! two D's aing getting you in college!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:06 PM brmalone responds:

HA HA HA! yeh she gets by on her looks

Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:30 AM Magnet-Boy says:

plz tell me she haz a peenus!

Jul. 5, 2009 | 4:37 PM brmalone responds:

you would like that wouldent you

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:30 AM DontSpellMyName says:

shes hot^^

to everyone who says he's 13-16 is a idiot...
he said he is Irish so thats 1 explanation and maybe he's got dyslexia...
so his typing manners are not a Freaking reason to call him under aged...

and she's really hot and maybe she is his real girlfriend...
model's also have a social live...

and she IS A GIRL because she don't got the rough jawline which guys have...

(but still, i doubt that she is his girlfriend because i saw her on google-images...)

Jul. 5, 2009 | 4:37 PM brmalone responds:

Your really smart

Jul. 2, 2009 | 8:35 PM SevenSeize says:

I am so freaking jealous.

Jul. 5, 2009 | 4:38 PM brmalone responds:

you should be

Jul. 5, 2009 | 9:59 PM wildface098 says:

You Pulled That Off Of Google Images...

Jul. 6, 2009 | 2:21 PM brmalone responds:

prove it

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:11 PM marek127 says:

I can see the mark in the side of the pic lol ROBTILUZ.NL or something

Jul. 9, 2009 | 4:46 PM brmalone responds:

OH MY GOD..................you can see

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:12 PM marek127 says:

also bewbs

Jul. 9, 2009 | 4:46 PM brmalone responds:

where

Jul. 12, 2009 | 4:18 AM xHaru01x says:

Taliana Vargas is way better.
Look at my news post.

Latinas are the best.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 4:55 PM brmalone responds:

meh

Jul. 12, 2009 | 4:46 PM IrishGun says:

The girl in that picture looks fucking horrible.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 4:55 PM brmalone responds:

.............

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:02 PM brmalone says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 081220

comment and make us hole again

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:11 PM godpervert says:

Yeah.
She Is Beautifull

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:25 PM brmalone responds:

thank you

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:19 PM IrishGun says:

I'm serious.

Make-up makes women look horrible and I always think of them as inferior human beings.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:25 PM brmalone responds:

you mean modals

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:27 PM IrishGun says:

Wow.

You're either incapable of valid response or the worst troll in the history of the internet.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:28 PM brmalone responds:

whats a troll

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:31 PM IrishGun says:

A bad one?

It's what you are.

In other words:
You're bored
You're stupid
You're unfunny
You're looking for something to keep you amused in the corner of your apartment

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:34 PM brmalone responds:

I live in a house

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:36 PM IrishGun says:

I'm sure you do.

I hope my trolling powers have influenced you not to suck so badly at it.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 5:43 PM brmalone responds:

yeh I guese

thanks for that

Jul. 12, 2009 | 7:31 PM walterwagner says:

Ha if thats your GF i haz 2 penises LOLZ

Jul. 14, 2009 | 1:35 PM brmalone responds:

thats 2 too many

Jul. 12, 2009 | 9:56 PM moondancer89 says:

eh... I'm a girl and I find her insulting... Don't know why.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 1:37 PM brmalone responds:

must be that time of the month

Jul. 13, 2009 | 5:02 PM ninjagabe says:

Headshot777-She's really a man...
Wouldn't that mean She is a He not a she and btw could you post a pic of you and her to prove she is in fact your girlfriend i don't believe you

Jul. 14, 2009 | 1:37 PM brmalone responds:

3-2-1

Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:02 AM akelkok says:

Wheres the pic of you and her?
I will believe this when I see it.... .___.'
So till then I think its bull my friend.
also that you are lying.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 6:57 PM dominicl14 says:

it a cartoon !

Jul. 19, 2009 | 12:37 PM brmalone responds:

your a cartoon !

Jul. 16, 2009 | 8:31 PM Howlin says:

i was reading the comments and i didnt realise how irish u were been with "ur ma" through the whole thing until sum1 mentioned it!haha,i love it!what county?

Jul. 19, 2009 | 12:38 PM brmalone responds:

irish pride I will not hide.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 6:09 PM sunshinedafox says:

Stop dissing cartoons...

Jul. 27, 2009 | 12:54 PM brmalone responds:

the 80s called they want their term dissing back

Jul. 31, 2009 | 4:58 PM Natick says:

That's Anna Nicole Smi... WTF?!

Jul. 31, 2009 | 5:05 PM brmalone responds:

NO!
anna nicole smith is a whore

Jul. 31, 2009 | 5:47 PM brmalone says:

http://www.rachelcole.co.uk/home

Jul. 31, 2009 | 5:49 PM brmalone says:

http://www.babeshows.co.uk/index.php

Aug. 4, 2009 | 4:51 PM Trixiaoyu says:

"and she has 2 Ds(if you know what I mean)"

What? Two Dicks?

Aug. 5, 2009 | 12:07 PM brmalone responds:

your mom?

yeh

Aug. 5, 2009 | 2:00 PM waarde4 says:

Yeah, I don't think this really is your girlfriend. First of all, you keep insulting other people and if you were really an actor/director you wouldn't do that since you had too many to loose (fans, reputation etc.).

And second, I don't think anyone with a MODEL girlfriend would own/upkeep a website about another female model..
(http://www.freewebs.com/brmalon/)

Aug. 5, 2009 | 3:01 PM brmalone responds:

hmmmmmmmmmm

you have given me a lot to think about.

(now F off)

Aug. 5, 2009 | 8:43 PM kirihama says:

she is beautiful, best of wishes to you 2, real lips? im amazed, kiss her for me? xD jk, shes all yours mate

Aug. 13, 2009 | 2:19 PM brmalone responds:

the best lips

Aug. 5, 2009 | 8:48 PM kirihama says:

notice her eyes mate, you will notice theres a small diference, out of shes only 9999999999999999999999/10000000000000 0000000000 perfect xD cheers for both you

Aug. 13, 2009 | 2:19 PM brmalone responds:

thanks again

Aug. 6, 2009 | 1:12 AM HeavyTank says:

yeah, maybe she is your girlfriend duting your fapping sessions..
Also, how the hell do you have time to respond to all those comments?
And don't bother replying to this one since l won't be checking it.

Aug. 13, 2009 | 2:20 PM brmalone responds:

ok?

Aug. 6, 2009 | 5:12 AM Life-Stream says:

You stole my icon!

Aug. 13, 2009 | 2:21 PM brmalone responds:

steal it back

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:39 PM brmalone says:

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:43 PM waarde4 says:

Sorry 'bout what I said before, If you say this is your girlfriend I believe you

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:01 PM brmalone responds:

thank you

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:27 PM waarde4 says:

Wow, what's your girlfriend doing on this site??
Look down and check the 'Blonde' picture!
http://www.streamate.com/assets/freec hat/?smid=3924505&lp=1&AFNO=1 -0-602384-338578&UHNSMTY=303&
DF=0

Aug. 25, 2009 | 3:42 PM HiryuGouki says:

I'm not gonna lie; she is NOT your girlfriend you liar. Go fool someone else! Besides, I could score way better than you can!

Aug. 25, 2009 | 4:18 PM brmalone responds:

I'am sure you could

Aug. 26, 2009 | 2:49 AM Devilshadow666 says:

hell yeah

Aug. 27, 2009 | 11:29 AM brmalone responds:

OH!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:00 AM vaifan90 says:

Wishful thinking at it's best. ;DD

Aug. 27, 2009 | 11:30 AM brmalone responds:

thank you

Aug. 27, 2009 | 11:31 AM brmalone says:

wooooooooooooooooooo
I got an I phone 3g s for my birthday

Sep. 14, 2009 | 1:48 AM Sabtastic says:

Bravo!
That's the biggest steaming crock of shit I've heard all week! lol

Sep. 16, 2009 | 3:30 PM brmalone responds:

Who me?

Yes me!

couldent be?

Then who?

........yeh I did it.......

Sep. 17, 2009 | 8:28 AM neothesniper says:

Nice pic lmao but here's what i see:
1. Either you have no life and want to show everyone that you do
2. You got a hot girlfriend and you really want to show her off
3. You've never gotten pussy in your life
4. Or all you do is sit online and make up your own personal reality to fool yourself and other people into believing you're cool
I'm sick and i've got nothing better to do...
You're the kind of loser that makes up stuff
Get a life...

Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:57 PM brmalone responds:

ehhhhhhhhh........number 2

Oct. 9, 2009 | 10:16 AM TehElCid says:

Hmm, I have seen this pic somewhere. Oh yeah, she was with me last nigh!!!

Oct. 9, 2009 | 3:34 PM brmalone responds:

yup I bet you did have that pic with you last night

Oct. 16, 2009 | 7:47 PM joncatz1 says:

I think i know the answer now if shes/hes a boy or girl! Well she/he is a GAY!!!! THats the answer to all your probs lol

Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:11 PM Dr-Dyabolical says:

This post is really pathetic and a desperate cry for attention

Nov. 20, 2009 | 3:18 PM brmalone responds:

I like pie

Dec. 4, 2009 | 7:15 PM sapphirefear says:

Yeah, because favorting porn on newgrounds and then showing her it is GREAT way to maintain a steady relationship, great idea, jackass. (And you just took that from Adbtuiz.nl, whatever the hell that is...) Fail troll is fail.